FLASHBACK: Because I’m still on vacation…
Commercialism, fucking annoying holiday music, flagrant overconsumption of electricity for stupid pimped-out light displays, spending money on other people for something other than coke, weird relatives, guilt, forced church/synagogue attendance, the falsified existence of an omniscient fat-bellied altruist designed to induce paranoia and compliance in snot-spattered children, attempting to spell “Hanukkah” whilst trashed on Manischewitz, Salvation Army ringers, getting your pipe past airport security and God. All that and hipsters still don’t hate the holidaze.
Hannah, does this remind you of anyone we know?!
