December 2011
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Baby Hodgins
With Adele playing.
Gets me every time.
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I don't understand why...
Gender specific language because I’m referring largely to myself and also societal perceptions of cis-women being pregnant and being mothers.
fittingin:
No one believes me or thinks it is acceptable that I do not want children. This is not a post against people who want to be parents — I merely do not want to be one, myself.
If a man says he doesn’t want kids, people don’t question him...
Dear friends,
If you are currently single and become unsingle, I’m telling you now that I will give up on you as a friend.
You have been warned.
Love, me.
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I could understand the need for abortion, if there...
Except abortion is a legal, viable alternative to pregnancy, not to parenthood.
Adoption is a legal, viable and under-used means of becoming a parent.
Please can someone tell me WHY this is so misunderstood?
OH! OH. And what about same-sex couples, or non-binary folks in couples, or folks not in couples who want to be parents? Because there’s lots of those people who want to be parents...
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Demon cold,
I will VANQUISH YOU. I will go so Buffy on your ass you won’t even know what hit you. So, if you want to save both of us some effort and embarrassment and kindly LEAVE MY BODY now, that’d be awwwwesome.
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That awkward moment when you go to empty your computer’s trash bin and you realize that there are far too many nudes of yourself on your computer.
And the first thing you think is, “wow, I’m glad I lost wait.”
0.o
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
I’ve heard “it takes forever waiting for them to come pick you up” but remember that...
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Family time...
HIMYM is on and then my mom puts Wife Swap on and my dad starts talking back to the tv calling people names, including racist ones…
At least Christmas Day was fun.
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Remember that time I quit watching Doctor Who...
And then I finally watched The Pandorica Opens and he’s unerased but then they go and start fucking with everyone else’s definition of “alive” but it doesn’t even matter because Tumblr ruined so much of what’s to come next season (aka the present season but I don’t have BBC America) that I sort of don’t even care anymore because I know all about Rory...
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Applying for a second job
after taking a Vicodin… God help me. I’m proofreading, I swear.
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Christmas movies
Maybe I have a skewed perspective here, but a few films I consider to be especially appropriate at the holidays include:
-Die Hard
-Harry Potter
-Home Alone, of course
-Love Actually, naturally
-Look Who’s Talking
-anything with Pauly Shore
Happy Christmas everyone!
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verycunninglinguist:
I Am So Not Sorry About My Vagina, And Other Apologies We Should Retract
lorenlovesdopamine:
cassket:
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m really, really sorry. I’m sorry I looked at you while you were watching TV. I’m sorry I lowered the window. I’m sorry it’s not organic. I’m sorry I got you so many Christmas presents. I’m sorry I cut my hair without asking you first. I’m...
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Seriously? Know your sources. TW: Racism /... →
Sometimes the internet sucks me in and I end up on the National Socialist Movement’s (read: white separatist, heterosexist, etc. etc. “political” party) official website. It’s good to know the enemy.
They close the page above (It’s the “About Us” page and is not particularly explicit in its language - nor is it well edited) with the following question:
...
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Study shows that people can't tell the difference... →
fromonesurvivortoanother:
yourserenehighness:
silverqueen:
MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING
Apparently men’s magazines use the same language when talking about women that rapists do.
No wonder rapists always think of themselves as normal.
I’m not going to be able to read this, but if you can, I think that you should.
seconding this trigger warning. i read a couple and felt pretty sick right...
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STREET HARASSMENT =/= COMPLIMENTS TW:...
alllllll-of-the-spectacular:
marpotish:
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AND THEY ARE SURELY NOT SOMETHING I SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR.
Everything’s relative
See, this is kinda what I mean. You’re not really evaluating the context of what Im trying to express and you’re deciding what I believe in for...
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text...
Text message received: “Invite me over n let’s make out :)”
But the smiley face makes it not weird?
I told him I was going to bed. Jury’s still out on this one.
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One teacher's approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...
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“I miss God. I miss the company of someone utterly loyal. I still don’t think of...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via anarchyisorder)
jeanette winterson why do you say everything i feel
is it because you felt it too or because your writing gives me access to the feeling
(via start-anywhere)
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mariatatuada:
10 Terrible Christian Billboards
religiousragings:
by Daniel Florien
Christians are notorious for terrible billboards. Here are some of the worst…
1. Anti-God is Anti-American
Impeccable logic…
2. “Well, you did ask for a sign.” -God
Yes, but not another man-made one.
3. The POPE is the ANTI-CHRIST
Free proof? That’s stupid… people dumb enough to believe this would...
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Ok just kidding
ROBIN LOVE BARNEY BACK.
Why do I want a Barney??
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I don't know at what point the level of enjoyment...
but I’m on the Ted-and-Robin-sleeping-together-to-not-fight episodes and the schadenfreude is delicious.
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Awkward post about me being awkward is awkward
Because I just made it awkward.
Story of my life. I had a boy in my house last night (a newish one) and he was being all cute and adorable and cuddly and I was being awkward and rude and all, “why you tryna cuddle me” because I’m an idiot.
Now, granted, I don’t know 100% sure if I’m interested in this guy. I’ve known him since I was 10 and he’s nice and...
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Things you should remember about barrier methods
entropyforever:
Artimides: Contraception information series: Part 2
sexmadesimple:
Things you should remember about barrier methods:
Oil based lubricants (massage oils, Vaseline etc) degrade latex
Extra strength condoms can be better for anal
Lambskin condoms don’t protect against pregnancy Lambskin condoms DO protect against pregnancy, but not against STIs, including HIV
Some people are...
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Reasons why I like HIMYM
This show reminds me of my friends.
I just can’t figure out which of us girls would be Robin and which would be Lily.
Hannah? What do you think?
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The North American Elephant
fakescience: