February 2011
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whew. I’m gonna need to do...
to buy or not to buy?
$30 bed in a bag (that I LOVE — this is already a for surezies)
$5/each for jumbo pillows
$25 for King sheet set
$10 for King fleece blanket
-For all of the above, shipping is only $10. TOTAL. And I just got my bonus. Seems like an appropriate thing to blow my bonus on, amirite?
All? None? Which?
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On a highly unrelated note...
Why do people insist on typing “tha” instead of “the?” Does your street cred require bad spelling, grammar, and/or diction? Where in the thug manual does it state that?
Whiteinkk: So, um, I’m writing you a letter. I... →
whiteinkk:
So, um, I’m writing you a letter. I don’t think I’ll ever send it (I wouldn’t even be able to guess your address, anyway) but it’s full of “Remember when…”s. And, uh, now I’m crying. It’s painful to think of all my favorite things about you, us, and myself when I’ve tried to hard to block those…
I remember feeling like this, especially when I wrote him that letter after he...
January 2011
134 posts
That moment when someone jokes about something...
valentine's day
expectations: a date with this.
reality: a date with this.
oh excuse me, i meant this:
Strange dreams
I really hate it when he shows up in really powerful, emotionally charged dreams about where our “relationship” went wrong and why he couldn’t just be with me. I haven’t seen him in 2 years and honestly, Idgaf anymore until this shit happens.
Pink eye for everyone!
Greaaat
Friday nights
I post on Facebook that despite the change in plans, it’ll be a good night. My mother, who is (unfortunately) one of my fb friends, reads this, misconstrues it, as usual, and makes a smart ass comment about me “honoring them with my presence.”
I try to explain to her that my coworker had to cancel on drinks, so instead my plans consisted of the usual Friday evening and...
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Work Phone Calls
Me: I need your fax number.
Operator: (repeats fax number I already have)
Me: Is there any other fax number? That one's not working.
Operator: They would have told me if it's not working.
Me: I'm telling you it's not working.
Operator: Let me put you on hold.
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Ohhh Craigslist...
I posted that thing about the driver of the White Dodge Ram on Craigslist, just for funzies. I copied and pasted what I posted on Tumblr to Craigslist exactly as it was.
AND IT GOT FLAGGED FOR REMOVAL.
Honestly, I lol’ed. I got some emails from creepos and I think one of them probably flagged it because I didn’t reply to them. Ohh Craigslist. What have you done to society!?
PS...
And this is how it begins. Z-day is coming, kids. →
hanimosity:
Thanks, Nate (and since Tumblr won’t let me hyperlink, that’s highisostudio.tumblr.com for those of you who are interested).
In case you DID NOT want to feel better about Z-Day: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
(Tumblr’s not letting me set a link AND I meant to reblog, not reply)
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“Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.”
– E.B. White (via libraryland)
wtf
hanimosity:
Nobody told me Harriet Beecher Stowe was a racist. Didn’t we learn about her in high school? Shouldn’t that have been a central part of the conversation?
In reply to your other reply: Just because she was anti-slavery doesn’t mean she wasn’t racist. It doesn’t mean she didn’t like Black people. It meant she didn’t like slavery. Most people who were...
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Oh Dear God
They’re watching American Idol….
Good thing I got laundry and shit.
“And I don’t, don’t, don’t get the hate. Self hate, women hate, body hate,...”
– bruise of the week
(via delacroix)
Completely relevant to something I’m about to post.
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Winter Squash (Spaghetti Squash)
It is January, why aren’t you in season?
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“ASU is on the news for what? A VIDEO GAME CLASS! cuz we are so highly regarded...”
– Friend on Facebook
“You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the...”
– Johnny Cash (via thoughtsdetained)
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RE: My mother
She can be the most helpful, kind woman in the world.
But so help me if I get shushed one more time because the DOG can hear my movie and it’s keeping her from sleeping.
State of the Union
My dad has never ever been one for politics, but he’s downstairs, watching and listening to our president with rapt attention and at times agreeing with a man who he never voted for. My dad doesn’t vote. He never said he cared. I can’t remember him watching like this before.
And it especially warms my heart and gives me hope, because once upon a time, that man downstairs would...
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Nerd Girl Reads 6 Chapters on the Elliptical
While running 4.3 miles.
I want a Kindle. I think that would be easier than page turning while running.
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Dear attractive driver of the white Dodge Ram,
You brightened my day out of the blue and I am exceptionally thankful for you. You were driving along next to me and I kept catching you looking at me. And when I caught your eye, you smiled and waved, more than once.
So I kind of kept looking over and catching your eye. It was a very fleeting moment but you kept waving and smiling and that was awesome.
I was just driving, jamming out to my...
This is an Adventure: A note on Valentine's Day →
glitterminx:
A long-awaited post that I have been neglecting, on things associated with that *special* day, as well as gift ideas, food suggestions & what women really want.
**WARNING this is not written from the stand-point of a typical girl. Guys if you are with a normal girl I would suggest that a…
SO GOOD.
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hello my name is
“YOUR EMOTIONAL PUNCHING BAG.”
Gimme more
Britney never really works that pole in this video… just holding it doesn’t count.
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True or False:
facethedawn-:
Natalie Portman is the most adorable thing ever?
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My first love
May always be Harry, but my truest will always be Ron.
Damn you internal alarm clock
Don’t you know you have today off?!
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That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you expect 75 texts from people after being away from your phone for a while, and you only get 2 texts from your mom.
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Coachella
tomyhusband:
You already got us VIP passes, right?
Phillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I Didn't Get The Memo
bhard:
Apparently last night everyone but Bryan was on a mission to get some strange. You went home with her? Cool. You made out with that chick in her car? Props. Me? I had a date with a Jimmy John’s sub and some yogurt covered pretzels in my bed as I feel asleep watching Stepbrothers. Residue everywhere the next morning.
As Joe put it, “Dude, I HATE waking up like a fat chick”.
The fat...
