December 2010
78 posts
Chopped liver
Today has mostly sucked.
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Juarez Residents Flee →
so sad :( I can’t think of another solution at this point, though. Thoughts?
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It's just barely 8pm
And I was already told by the mother to turn the television off because it is too loud and she is trying to sleep.
The one night I’ve been home this week.
The one night I thought I might be able to enjoy some tv.
HA, TONYA. You are kidding yourself. Yet again.
Bye Bye Bye
On to the next one…
Pick your song lyric of choice for it but I decided that I’m not in fact going to do this Craig thing all over again.
And I feel awesome.
Yes?
OR no?
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One should have to pass an “is your accent understandable by a native English speaker” test in order to be a call center representative.
I try to be somewhat PC and respectful, but if you’re servicing American customers, Americans should be able to understand what the hell you’re saying.
“If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are...”
– Ann Landers via lovelyasadream (via quote-book)
Welcome to Tumblr to...
some of the coolest kids you know
Mr. Somebody and GlitterMinx
and,
also one of the coolest kids you could know AND the artiste. (sorry Nathan, I know I’m late)
“You know someone can truly “love like they’ve never been hurt” when you watch...”
– Charles Bailey-Gates (mrsomebodytoyou)
Dear Coke Talk: On when not to be polite. →
dearcoketalk:
As I was turning in my final on the last day of class today, my professor offered to go over my grade with me. Long story short, he pointed to the only D I have received thus far (otherwise all A’s) and said verbatim “What happened here? You should be embarrassed. I should spank you for this….
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Best Mistakes of 2010 →
Highlights: iPhone 4 leak, Autism in fact not caused by immunizations (fuck you, Jenny McCarthy), and several Republicans (and one Democrat, too)
:)
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“Great, I’m a tramp. I’m going to have to get a lower back tattoo and...”
– Easy A
simplyjet asked: Hola!
How are you missus?
How are you missus?
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Pet peeve of the day
If you don’t get a tattoo that you want because it’s “done too much,” isn’t that just as bad as getting something inked because it’s, like, so IN right now?
Don’t compromise on what you want, especially when it will be with you, quite literally, forever.
I want someone to give a turtle dove to, a la Kevin McAllister.
5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About... →
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Dear Coke Talk: On more fun sized advice. →
dearcoketalk:
Great, now I feel bad for having a one night stand to lose my virginity and get it over with. If you remember the experience fondly you’ve got nothing to feel bad about.
I have discovered
phileberto:
that, among other things, McDonalds dips their fries in a golden mixture of salt, copious amounts of grease, and cocaine. These things are delicious. Especially with a tall glass of milk. What milk, you ask? The one from the carton that expired 2 days ago! Fuck it, we’ll do it live!
I worry about you.
“Are you mad at me? I can’t see you thru all these hash tags.”
– Very Mary Kate
Let’s get this lecture and Christmas tree decorating show on the road!
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It is time to move out
Lecture tonight for being out too long. Please note it’s only 8:30 and I’m home.
Lecture coming tomorrow for not paying my bills. Because dad doesn’t see me writing them out. I’m doing the same thing my deadbeat brother did apparently.
You Phil Me?: Why I Hate Mondays →
phileberto:
1. I have to work.
2. I have to work the Monday before Christmas, so this Monday will suck even more in comparison to previous Mondays.
3. My bedroom smells like a foot, wrapped in leathery burnt bacon. Most likely due to the overwhelming amounts of stale Jack in the Box and empty PBR cans. And…
9. I have your contacts
Reasons you love Mondays:
1. I have your contacts so...
Travel Lessons Updated
My flight just got delayed 3 hours. This is the shittiest end to my vacation EVAR.
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Travel Lessons
Things I Suck at Packing: socks
hair brush
curling cream for hair
sensible boots
Things I Do NOT Suck at Packing:
all of the boots I own
including a pair I just bought and did not wear
more shirts than I could ever wear in 5 days
nibbles
REAL TALK
you know you’re close with a group of people when they root for a successful poop. San Francisco, I never want to leave you.
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Then and Now →
Photoshopped World War II photos with photos of today. Very moving.
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TUESDAY - why are you taking sooooo long!?