Ugh

Mr Chef said he’d be here at 730, dinner at 8. He called fifteen minutes ago for directions and to find out where a liquor store near me is. (This is the suburbs, we don’t have that here.)

The rice has been done for an hour because I suck at timing and it’s going to be ruined and I don’t think it will pair well with the salmon after all and Aaaah.

/panic.

deputyandybrennan:

devonbanks:

tomorrow i’m going to spend all day trying to prove how lady gaga copied all her outfits from the lizzie mcguire movie

Tomorrow I am going to be spending all day waiting for these posts. That isn’t a joke. I actually have no plans.

I want to see this. You have to now, new follower.

(Source: milfisland)

thecoquette:

Reed Krakoff Boxer Bag
I was in Saks the other day and this little leather and linen number stopped me in my tracks. It’s gorgeous, and I want one.

thecoquette:

Reed Krakoff Boxer Bag

I was in Saks the other day and this little leather and linen number stopped me in my tracks. It’s gorgeous, and I want one.

Oh man

The last two posts I have on my dash… I promise the Obama+headphones one as queued and I didn’t know that was going to happen.

Oops. Sahwrey POTUS.

What is wrong with this picture?

1.) He is the President. She is being disrespectful. As hell. Period. Point Blank. End of Discussion.

2.) White privilege conditions white people not to see white rage. However, it makes them hyper-aware of Black threat. Newt Gingrich is white rage personified. And for it, he gets loads of applause. So is Jan Brewer, but usually we think of white rage in masculine terms. Gender stereotypes condition us not to see white women as being capable of this kind of dangerous emotional output.

madonnaciccone:

Madonna on Nightline in 1990 interviewed about MTV’s decision to ban the Justify My Love video.

Watch the interview. Probably my favorite Madonna interview ever.

(via seraphimdeath)

Just putting this here for later.

Really happy to be part of the ranks of people who are dating

Not so happy to only get to see Mr. Chef once per week.

Deep Impact.

Deep Impact.